Screaming Maldini - ‘Life In Glorious Stereo’

So much joy. Maybe too much joy?…Nah, just the right amount.

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harness-your-hopes:

Frightened Rabbit - Be Less Rude


I’m a fairly rude person, but I think I’d prefer to just enjoy this song without taking any of its advice. Fuckers.

Can’t do Truck Festival, but I can do this!!!

Can’t do Truck Festival, but I can do this!!!

normal bands: I wish I could buy you this, but we had that fight last week and you're probably angry at me and besides I just got laid off and money's a little tight so maybe I'll get it for you next time I think you'd really like it
the Decemberists: I can't get you this because I'm dead
“16 Military Wives” - The Decemberists

“They proceeded to violate his human rights”

This is happening on the day I leave England and it kills me a little bit everytime I see this lineup because I was so close to being able to go.

This is happening on the day I leave England and it kills me a little bit everytime I see this lineup because I was so close to being able to go.

This is a post about The Cast of Cheers.

Just to say that I really like their album ‘Chariot’. I’d post a song but I can’t choose which one so this is just easier.

They’re playing in Melbourne later this year. For $50 goddamn dollars. I don’t know if I like them THAT much.

Facebook is recommending that I like ‘Partying’. It clearly knows nothing about me.

Facebook is recommending that I like ‘Partying’. It clearly knows nothing about me.

Archaic grooming.

I think that in 20 or 30 years we’ll look back on the early 2000’s and think, ‘fake tanning…..what the hell were we thinking’.

It will just be like one of those strange archaic beauty treatments that no one in the present day would ever do. Like how they wore lead based makeup in the 18th century. Or like how women used to draw stocking seams on the backs of their legs during WWII. At the time it must have seemed like a great idea, but looking back it just seems kind of inconvenient and unnecessary and just plain strange (and possibly deadly - the lead makeup, not the stockings)

I mean those stocking seams must have been a bitch to apply and remove, and they must have smeared all over clothes and bedding. JUST LIKE FAKE TAN!!!

At least I hope the world will one day feel this way about fake tanning.

Electra Heart and my thoughts on it.

I kinda already knew I wasn’t going to like Marina and the Diamonds’ new album all that much what with her new electro pop sound. A few songs in and my suspicions are confirmed. I loved her first album for its bold, theatrical pop, but the new stuff just sounds like the generic electro pop you hear on commercial radio. Saying that, Marina never hid the fact that becoming a massive pop star was her aim, so I guess that’s what she was going for?

dude wtf is whipped peanut butter?!?!?!?!?

It’s like peanut butter but in mousse form. It’s brilliant. I’ve already finished the jar.

Because it’s Mother’s Day tomorrow, here’s a bunch of photos of my mum as a child. Because isn’t having embarrassing photos of you uploaded to the internet the greatest Mother’s Day gift of all?

Some food I drew for a uni assignment. Luckily I’m studying nutrition because apart from ducks food is about the only thing I can draw.

Some food I drew for a uni assignment. Luckily I’m studying nutrition because apart from ducks food is about the only thing I can draw.

Excuse this frivolous girly post (because all my other posts are so un-frivolous) but I want this dress more than life. It’s covered in goddamn hydrangeas for fucks sake. They don’t have it in my size though :(

Excuse this frivolous girly post (because all my other posts are so un-frivolous) but I want this dress more than life. It’s covered in goddamn hydrangeas for fucks sake. They don’t have it in my size though :(

I want to throw ham at Tilly’s face
Joe